Wednesday
Apr062005

By His Hands . . .


Hobo Garden
Hobo Garden

I completed the memorial garden for my dog Hobo. To lure birds to the birdbath, I put a small bird feeder in the garden. We have had it lying around the yard without filling it, so I am putting it to use.

It only took a day or two for the squirrels to find it. We have also noticed a couple of blue jays dining on the seeds. I laugh when I think of the lengths my grandfather went to, to keep squirrels out of his bird feeders. I was almost drafted into the same war when I noticed the words on the feeder. "By His Hands We All Are Fed." I guess squirrels are God's creatures too, so what the heck. Eat up boys. And that is just what they did. Tuesday AM, four of the pudgy rodents were bellied up to the trough. I keep a pair of binoculars in the kitchen so I can witness their antics.

It is fun watching the little buggers munching down. The birds will get their share. All of the animals can just take turns. It is funny how a memorial for Hobo has evolved into another animal obligation. My friend Marty said you know you are officially old when you start feeding birds. I guess I am a bonafied old guy now.

Until the next time
John Strain

Tuesday
Apr052005

April Foolery


Friday was April Fools Day and things were pretty quiet until just before I was going to knock off for the day and go home. Now on Friday afternoon there are only two things on my mind: Number one, going home and getting a drink, and number two, going home and getting a drink.

I was talking with one of my patients in my office and that was to be my last act for the day. When I came out of my office, one of my coworkers said to me, "John, there is a walk in up front. Marty is already seeing one and now there is another one." A walk in is a pain in the ass because they are usually time consuming. They pose a lot of hassles. The worst time for a walk in is just before you are about to leave for the day.

Not much I could do about it, so I grabbed a clipboard and headed up front. When I got to the lobby, the place was as quiet as a church. It hadn't hit me yet, because often, folks will go outside and smoke. I asked the security guard where the people were who needed to be seen and he looked at me like he did not know what I was talking about. Then it hit me. I just got punked.

I am used to this sort of treatment on April first. Since I am such a big joker, I am often the victim of April Fools salvos. I congratulated the actors and acknowledged the fact that they really got me. I was just glad I got to go home and get to my two things I mentioned above. Everyone had a good laugh.

So on our way to the car, Marty and I were talking. I commented on how it would be funny to tell the nurses, who were still there, that their relief was not coming in tonight. Well, onne thought led to another and a great plan was hatched.

Marty called the scheduling person and told her to call the unit and let them know the next nurse due in just called in sick. She would go on to say that she was trying to find relief, but so far had been unsuccessful. It worked to perfection. A little later, Marty called the unit for a routine matter and the nurse told him about the call in. We let them suffer for about 45 minutes before pulling the string. It was great. One of the nurses called her husband to say she would not be home to help him cook the pizza.

It was great good-natured fun and we all had some good laughs. I think that is what April Fools Day is supposed to be like.

How about you, were you fooled last Friday or did you do the fooling?

Until the next time
John Strain

Monday
Apr042005

Baseball


The 2005 major league baseball season began Sunday evening when the Boston Red Sox played the New York Yankees. I am going to ignore some of the things about baseball that I hate, like steroids and egos. Instead, I want to tell you what baseball meant to me as a child and how it was the stuff of magic moments and heroes.

I was a baseball fanatic. Living in Kansas City, I grew up with the Kansas City Athletics who now reside in Oakland, California. In those days, players stayed on the same team and fans got to know them. Loyalty, honor, and valor were a part of baseball in those days - at least it seemed that way to me.

I had a Kansas City Athletics hat. The hat and I were never too far apart. In those days, team sportswear was not available. My mother took an old t-shirt and made a replica of the A's uniform for me, complete with my favorite player's number, "19." She did it with her trusty Artex paints. When I wore that hat and that shirt, I had everything I needed to feel like a big league ball player.

We had a bunch of kids nearby who liked to play baseball. We played in the Killingsworth's yard most of the time. The Killingsworths were all good athletes. Dave was the oldest and three years older than me. Mark was the middle son and he was a year younger than me. Robbie was the youngest and he was about three years behind me. Doug was two years behind me and my across the street neighbor. My best friend was Frank, and he was a year ahead of me. We all got together almost everyday after school and frequently on weekends.

The good thing about the Killingsworth's yard is it had few obstructions. Also, the houses on each side of them did not have fences, so our field could spill over into the other yards. Another good thing about their yard was the zoysa grass. This grass was like a thick carpet and you could slide on it really well.

In the spring, we anxiously waited for a day warm enough to play. The first chance we got, we would be outside playing catch or hitting fly balls. From that time, to the first game was usually a couple of weeks. The ground was always wet and muddy so we had to confine our activities to prevent the ball from getting water logged. Those first games of catch, the sounds and smells in the spring were part of our cycle of life. It was like the swallows going to Capistrano or something. The smell of the leather glove and the ball brought comfort and constancy. I feel the same way today when I hold a glove to my face and smell the leather.

Even though I had a vision problem, the kids compensated for me. They all knew it was not fair to throw the ball by me just because they could. I usually got a ball I could hit. I also pitched most of the time. In the outfield, I could not tell when the ball was coming to me. The infield was a problem, because I would have to handle a hard throw, but pitching gave me the chance to handle the ball without having to field that much. I never got to play organized ball, but my neighborhood games filled the bill.

Sometimes Frank and I would play in my backyard. We constructed game scenarios and acted them out. I often pitched to him and we would do the play-by-play as we went along. Imagine two kids in a backyard and one of them is talking like a baseball announcer. Here is a typical play-by-play:

Strain walks to the mound in relief of the starter. Here's the situation. The bases are loaded and there is nobody out. Kansas City is clinging to a one run lead in this seventh game of the World Series. The Dodgers have the heart of their order coming to the plate in the top of the 9th. If Strain can close them down, the A's will win their first World Series.

Frank and I would act it out complete with trips to the mound to settle me down or to remind me of a hitter's strength or weakness.

It always came down to a last strike - something like this:

Strain looks in for the sign . . . bases are loaded . . two out and a 3 - 2 count on Howard. Strain checks the runners . . . he kicks and delivers. CALL STRIKE THREE ON THE OUTSIDE CORNER - WHAT A PITCH - HOLY COW - THIS PLACE IS GOING CRAZY - THE KANSAS CITY A'S HAVE JUST WON THEIR FIRST WORLD SERIES AND JOHN STRAIN GETS THE BIGGEST SAVE OF HIS LIFE!!!

So many things about baseball are nostalgic. I love to hear the warmth of an announcer painting pictures with words. Listening to them every day creates a familiarity, one feels a personal connection. I spent many evenings in the backyard listening to Monte Moore and Red Rush. I never knew when the calm voice of Monte would shift into high gear as he described some action. The crowd erupting at the same time had the power to send chills up and down my spine.

Years later, I stood on a little league field as a coach for my son's team. The sounds and smells were the same and I was in familiar territory. I wrote a piece about it and named it "The Stage of Dirt and Grass."

The Stage of Dirt and Grass
Engaged in a dance, a rite of passage, choreographed by those who have gone on before - still variations are written and composed as unique as the lives of the dancers who take to this stage of dirt and grass.

Yesterday he was 12 years old pitching his first game. His stomach was filled with butterflies from the fears of possible failure, the hope of success and the realization of responsibility that others were depending on him.

Today he is a father watching his son. Feeling nostalgia and reliving some of the sweet innocent times of his life. A welcome break from the pressure of his reality. He feels butterflies too. This time from the awe that is the realization of life's cycles. Seeing where he has been, knowing where he is and knowing his time is growing short. The feeling that it has all happened so fast, yet able to enjoy the moment and drink in the spring air and sunshine. To put a glove to his face and be reminded of the smells of childhood. The smell of the leather and the grass transporting him back in time one sense at a time.

Tomorrow, he is a grandfather, now sitting in the stands. Observing, even more philosophical, at peace. The familiarity of the game and the sights and sounds are comforting. No matter what has changed in the world during his long life, this game has not. It is still the place boys begin to learn what it is to be a man. To work as a group, to win and lose with dignity, to encourage, to be humbled, to accept a challenge, to conquer a fear or work through a pain.

The lessons of baseball are endless, so too is the never ending stream of sons, fathers and grandfathers sharing in at least one common thread that runs through their lives. The stage of dirt and grass.

Play Ball!

Until the next time
John Strain

Friday
Apr012005

Vintage Video


John Kelly 1961 Boston MarathonI was surfing the net and found some pretty neat vintage video of the Boston Marathon. Check them out here: Running Past.

I was born in 1957. The 1957 Boston Marathon was won by a school teacher named John Kelly. If you watch highlights from the 1961 Boston Marathon you will see the dog that tripped Mr. Kelly during the run. The dog looked a lot like my recently departed Hobo.

Some of you may be paranoid about clicking any links on this site on April Fool's Day, but I give you my word there are no hidden surprises. No screaming ghosts or anything like that. It is hard for me to pull anything off on this day - everyone is on guard. Now April 2 through next March 31 are different stories. Muahahahaha.

So check out the newsreel footage. In 18 days I will be running on that very course which has hosted runners from around the world 108 times already. Now imagine the song Tradition playing.

OK, it's my bedtime.

Until the next time
John Strain

Thursday
Mar312005

News Worthy


Terri Schiavo
Michael Jackson Trial

Is it just me or is the media getting extremely lazy? Terri Schiavo and Michael Jackson are certainly news worthy, but should they dominate newscasts? Is there nothing else of interest happening in the world?

I wonder how this stuff gets started. For instance, why did Laci Peterson become a media obsession out of hundreds of murders in the country? My complaint is one of proportion. Way too much time is given to too few stories. Points are belabored and dead horses are beaten far beyond death. Not only do the media repeat themselves, but they are redundant and repetitious. Not only that, they say the same thing again and again and again.

Let me be the first to say "uncle." I give up. You win. Now please inform us of other things. What is happening in Nebraska and Montana these days? Let's see teenagers doing good deeds. I want to see a town where people are working together to make it a better place. Show us humanity and triumph. Show us pain and suffering as it happens, but not in tabloid format, do it with respect and dignity.

What is the latest in science? What inventions are about to be built. Show us how to save time and money and avoid problems. Educate and inform us, but for the love of God, stop drilling the same two stories into our heads. I do not care any more. I used to care, but now I just want to move on.

How many "experts" does it take to say the same thing? When you announce their credentials we already know what they will say. You bring on extremists from each point of view and encourage a fight. Of course nothing is resolved. I am about to stop yelling at the TV except to plead for a different story.

I keep turning the channel only to see the same thing. Oh the hell with it, I am going to watch the Cartoon Network. If anything big happens, someone will tell me. It is a shame though; Cartoon Network is not as funny as what I have been watching on the network and cable news programs.

I'm OK now.

Until the next time
John Strain